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rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

Reblogged from: rufiozuko via posted by: rufiozuko
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rakewn:

captain-shippe:

javi-k:

rubberducklett:

lacigreen:

um.  anybody else notice what’s going on here? 

slut shame, you are a sneaky little bastard, and i hate you in every form.  
»EWWW not the nasty facebook girl who is obviously WHORING for attention and LIKES!  High heels, fake tan, tube bra, short shorts, and blonde hair?  Gross and slutty!»We must all love the sweet modest tumblr girl who covers her body and is about LOVE and HEARTS and all things morally superior to the stupid skanky facebook whore! yay tumblr!
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I’ll take “missing the joke” for $200 Alex

wow really
really

May is obviously the month of “i’m going to let everything ever go over my head” because my god I have seen more people missing jokes this month than any other month.

rakewn:

captain-shippe:

javi-k:

rubberducklett:

lacigreen:

um.  anybody else notice what’s going on here? 

slut shame, you are a sneaky little bastard, and i hate you in every form.  

»EWWW not the nasty facebook girl who is obviously WHORING for attention and LIKES!  High heels, fake tan, tube bra, short shorts, and blonde hair?  Gross and slutty!

»We must all love the sweet modest tumblr girl who covers her body and is about LOVE and HEARTS and all things morally superior to the stupid skanky facebook whore! yay tumblr!

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I’ll take “missing the joke” for $200 Alex

wow really

really

May is obviously the month of “i’m going to let everything ever go over my head” because my god I have seen more people missing jokes this month than any other month.

(Source: neocarleen)

Reblogged from: zzazu via posted by: neocarleen
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mt10:

ashashi-corner:

speedweedracer:

Behold, the most damaging deleted scene of all time.

The removal of this scene fundamentally alters the relationship Lilo has with Stitch in their early stages, reducing her affection to Stitch to her simply being a nice girl. 

This scene establishes her patience and always blindly optimistic attitude towards Stitch as transference from her parents, contextualizing their entire relationship.

“I needed you.”

As for the sadness of the scene, it is nothing that can’t be found in Fox and Hound, or many of the other Disney Renaissance Film.

Uh, wow.

Goddamn, Lilo & Stitch was sad enough before I saw this.

(Source: crashic)

Reblogged from: harshwhimsy via posted by: crashic

princekarkat:

bloodswap time motherfuckers

to be sure none of you get confused, THESE ARE, IN ORDER:
Kanaya, Equius, Feferi, Vriska, Gamzee, Karkat, Eridan, Sollux, Aradia, Nepeta, Terezi, and Tavros

i found the pattern on ara’s dress here

Reblogged from: princekarkat via posted by: princekarkat
tarecgosa:

i am a horrible person for drawing this but i dont even care

tarecgosa:

i am a horrible person for drawing this but i dont even care

Reblogged from: fivetier via posted by: tarecgosa
goknights:

COMIC UPDATE!  2 pages again this week! As always, I appreciate everyone’s reblogs, likes and comments. Thank you!

✦ READ IT ✦ SUBSCRIBE 

goknights:

COMIC UPDATE!  2 pages again this week! As always, I appreciate everyone’s reblogs, likes and comments. Thank you!

✦ READ IT ✦ SUBSCRIBE 

Reblogged from: goknights via posted by: goknights

malicemidnight:

theoldaeroplane:

areallybadblog:

kabezonita:

Thor: I NEED A HORSE!

Loki: Give me nine months

fUFCK

EHEHEHEHE

OMFG

Reblogged from: fox-eyed-man via posted by: kabezonita

lascocks:

exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and Fanboys

carororo:

hils-k:

bringmehsomepie:

patheticfangirl:

This is my letter to angry fanboys.

First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us to bond is fantastic.

What I don’t love are angry fanboys (I wish there were a different word for them). I don’t love being scoffed at when I jump excitedly at finding a comic. I don’t love being told that, if I didn’t like something, it’s because it wasn’t “meant for chicks.” I don’t love the notion that I’m not a real fan because I have two X chromosomes and like to look at the Avengers cast. And I sure as hell don’t love my online interests (particularly shipping) being looked down on by the people who do this:

(Comment on a negative Rotten Tomatoes review of The Avengers.)

(Message in my inbox. Way to be an anonymous coward.)

(Comment on the the SHH boards.)

That last one’s fairly tame. It followed a (now deleted) comment that went something to the effect of this: “Tumblr is sick. I can’t even browse the Avengers tag because of all the fangirls posting porn.”

Well, you know what? I’m not sorry.

I’m not sorry my enjoyment of fandom is different from yours.

Maybe my time would be better spent bitching at reviewers and complaining that Black Widow made it to film before Ant-Man. But that’s not what I choose to do. I choose to draw. I choose to write fanfic. I choose to share podcasts and make comic book recommendations. I choose to be positive (when I’m not pissed of at people like you anyway).

I’m not sorry you sometimes stumble upon sexualized male characters.

You know why? Because of this:

(Zatanna’s new “costume”)

And this:

(Starfire)

And this:

(Heroes for Hire #13)

And, finally, this:

(Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and TITS AND ASS!)

You get to ogle comic book characters constantly. You get to ogle movie characters constantly. And you know what? While I have a problem with the double standard in comics, that is your right. Women are sexy.

But if I want to put Iron Man and Captain America on the cover of The Notebook or pose them like Cyclops and Jean Grey, I’m going to do it. And I think I have the right to without being thought of as some sort of freak.

(Shameless self-promotion.)

How is the way I enjoy my hobby less healthy than the way you enjoy yours? How am I the one who’s inappropriate? I think it’s because I sexualize male characters instead of female ones.

I’m not sorry that makes you uncomfortable.

(“Leave the Avengers aloooonnneeeee!”)

(Wasp would never say this.)

I’m not sorry you’re a homophobe.

Actually, I kind of am. Exploring alternate sexual orientations isn’t “defamation of character.” It’s 2012, for crying out loud. I’m not a lesbian (or curious for that matter) but I can appreciate the Spider-Woman/Ms.Marvel pairing and the occasional Pepper/Natasha fic. The world of internet fandom has a lot to offer you if you let it.

I’m not sorry for shipping.

Shipping is glorious. I ship because it’s nice to think that these epic heroes have equally epic romances. Some of the fanfic out there is better written than a lot of comic books. Some of the fanart is better than real comic book art (looking at you, Rob Liefeld). Some of the things I ship are canon (Spider-Man/MJ). Others aren’t.

(Not canon.)

There’s a misconception that fangirls are only interested in male/male pairings. Some of them are, and who cares? That’s their right. But the assumption just isn’t true. There’s a reason Natasha/Clint is popular among movie fans. There’s a reason Tony/Pepper is popular. Those characters have boatloads of chemistry.

Then again, so do Loki/Thor, Tony/Bruce, and Tony/Steve. Don’t want ladies to overwhelmingly ship male characters together? Make a movie with more than one female lead. We can’t help it that The Avengers is a sausage party.

We are going to ship. We are going to ship loudly and proudly and there’s nothing you can do about it. I suggest you stop complaining and jump on the bandwagon. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy fangirls when you get to know us. We have a sense of humor. We have a sense of fun. We just happen to also have a strong sense of romance and a thing for attractive men.

So sue us.

*STANDING OVATION*

Bless this post

So much this

Oh, I’m sorry, are people sexualizing your gender and then putting it on the internet in a way that makes you uncomfortable?  Welcome to every single day for women.

^^

i like it when the boys kiss

Reblogged from: lascocks via posted by: patheticfangirl
bigbigtruck:

star-e-skies:

bigbigtruck:

(Early) Update for Tuesday, May 29, 2012: Pages 300 and 301 In which TJ does his best impression of Oglaf’s Labyrinth Guy


It’s a damn good impression.

 Oh my god I didn’t realize it was that close. They’re even facing the same direction, bwaha!

bigbigtruck:

star-e-skies:

bigbigtruck:

(Early) Update for Tuesday, May 29, 2012: Pages 300 and 301

In which TJ does his best impression of Oglaf’s Labyrinth Guy

It’s a damn good impression.


Oh my god I didn’t realize it was that close. They’re even facing the same direction, bwaha!
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princekarkat:

thebiggestnerd:

incognitoamadeus:

melshardae:

NO
NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
WHO THE FUCK IS SO STUPID AS TO INTRODUCE A POTENTIALLY INVASIVE SPECIES WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS IT NEVER ENDS WELL
THEY DON’T BELONG IN THE FUCKING ECOSYSTEM NO THIS IS WRONG WHO DO I NEED TO HURT

See Australia RE: Rabbits and to a lesser extent East US RE: Chinese Stinkbug
Get those deer outta there

Are you fucking kidding me B[  jhdgfajhdgjdghjksdf ANGER

time to go hunting

WHO THE HELL DID THIS
NEWSFLASH, FUCKHEAD, IF IT CAN’T SWIM OR FLY THERE ON IT’S OWN, IT DOESN’T BELONG IN HAWAII, GET IT THE FUCK OUT
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MONGOOSES?

princekarkat:

thebiggestnerd:

incognitoamadeus:

melshardae:

NO

NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

WHO THE FUCK IS SO STUPID AS TO INTRODUCE A POTENTIALLY INVASIVE SPECIES WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS IT NEVER ENDS WELL


THEY DON’T BELONG IN THE FUCKING ECOSYSTEM NO THIS IS WRONG WHO DO I NEED TO HURT

See Australia RE: Rabbits and to a lesser extent East US RE: Chinese Stinkbug

Get those deer outta there

Are you fucking kidding me B[  jhdgfajhdgjdghjksdf ANGER

time to go hunting

WHO THE HELL DID THIS

NEWSFLASH, FUCKHEAD, IF IT CAN’T SWIM OR FLY THERE ON IT’S OWN, IT DOESN’T BELONG IN HAWAII, GET IT THE FUCK OUT


DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MONGOOSES?

(Source: scatmancrothers)

Reblogged from: fox-eyed-man via posted by: fox-eyed-man

borednawkward:

pragmatichominid:

ouyangdan:

memosfromfury:

myfavoritedemons:

HELP I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

Overly Accepting Thor

((I made a thing while working on submissions.))

This is glorious. Like his hair.

Top left is the best. 

This is totally how I see Thor.

Reblogged from: radiojamming via posted by: myfavoritedemons